101 ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day

Remember to say "I love you" and "I need you" often.
1. Walk hand in hand in the rain.
2. Write a love poem.
3. Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.
4. Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror.
5. Hide love notes in a lunch box, briefcase or purse.
6. Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast.
7. Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper.
8. Take a carriage ride around the city.
9. Plan a surprise getaway.
10. Do your mate’s household chores.
11. Write notes on future dates in their date book ("I love you," I miss you," etc.)
12. Make reservations at a favorite restaurant.
13. Let them choose the movie.
14. Give a foot massage.
15. Make a heart-shaped bookmark, and place it in their book.
16. Pop in a romantic music CD and slow dance.
17. Throw a just-because surprise party for two.
18. Buy a stuffed animal for your honey.
19. Read each other’s horoscopes.
20. Make a list of the top 10 things you love about your partner.
21. Display it in a prominent place.
22. Tattoo your mate’s name on your body.
23. Make an album or scrapbook of your favorite memories together.
24. Go camping together and only take one sleeping bag.
25. Send a mushy message in a bottle…a balloon…a sandwich…
26. Cut out a silly cartoon that you know they’d enjoy.
27. Shower together.
28. Dim the lights, and snuggle together on the couch.
29. Be the first to say "I’m sorry" and kiss and make up.
30. Give each other a full-body massage.
31. Kiss every hour on the hour all day long.
32. Send a gift basket of indulgent items.
33. Write "I’m hot for you" in the steam on the bathroom mirror.
34. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.
35. Fill up the gas tank of your partner’s car.
36. Act like teenagers. Maybe even pierce something!
37. Show up with a bouquet of flowers — for no reason at all.
38. Play Scrabble® together, using as many "love" words as you can.
39. Run a warm bubble bath for your partner, with lots of lit candles.
40. Meet in the park for a picnic.
41. Hold hands.
42. Leave a trail of rose petals through the house, leading to a romantic candlelight dinner.
43. Make a donation in your mate’s name to a special cause or charity.
44. Pick up their clothes from the floor — without saying a word about it.
45. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
46. Reenact your first date.
47. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.
48. An unexpected hug can brighten any day.
49. Buy a silly, impromptu gift.
50. Send an email just to say "I’m thinking of you."
51. Bring home a balloon bouquet.
52. Serve breakfast in bed.
53. Make an ornament with a picture of both of you for the Christmas tree.
54. Play tag.
55. Wash and wax your partner’s car, and leave a little note on the dashboard.
56. Plant a garden together.
57. Leave a mushy message on voicemail.
58. Stay at a hotel for the night, just because.
59. Make angels in the snow.
60. Every time you say "hello" or "goodbye", seal it with a hug and a kiss.
61. Take a drive in the country.
62. Spend the evening looking at the stars — and make a wish together.
63. Cast a playful wink any time, anywhere.
64. Think up a list of silly little pet names for times when you’re alone together.
65. Read poetry to each other.
66. Celebrate your half-birthdays together.
67. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.
68. Buy that favorite book or CD for no reason at all.
69. Send a care package to work filled with treats like food, photos, candy, a love note, heart-shaped confetti, etc.
70. Go out for the evening and tell people you’re on your honeymoon.
71. Take a hike together and carve your initials in a tree.
72. Write a thank you note for all the things you take for granted.
73. Make a fire in the fireplace and roast marshmallows.
74. Tape your favorite TV show and spend the evening talking.
75. Do the dishes together, then apply hand lotion to each other’s hands.
76. Write a love letter to your partner and cut it into jigsaw puzzle pieces.
77. Decide on secret signals and use them to communicate with each other in large groups of people.
78. Schedule a regular mid-week "date night" for just the two of you.
79. Do the laundry together.
80. Romance Theater Weekend: reenact each other’s favorite love scene – hers on Friday, his on Saturday.
81. Call your partner at work and ask for a date.
82. Pretend you haven’t seen each other for a month. Act accordingly.
83. Send a written invitation to do something special.
84. Take turns reading to each other.
85. Stand outside the window and sing a romantic song.
86. Hide favorite candy in your partner’s coat pockets.
87. Put a tape recording of your voice (saying anything) in the car stereo and turn it on so it plays when the car starts.
88. Go to a drive-in movie.
89. Get up to turn off the last light after you’re both comfy-cozy in bed.
90. Hold each other tight during a thunderstorm.
91. Make a tape recording of favorite love songs.
92. Leave a bunch of bananas on the kitchen table with a note, "I go bananas over you!"
93. Hide love notes in a magazine.
94. Declare your undying love via a telegram.
95. Make a romantic dinner together, and serve it on your finest china.
96. Surprise your partner with a big kiss on the neck.
97. Give unexpected compliments.
98. Share an ice cream cone.
99. Have a picnic on the living room floor.
100. Draw a silly picture of the two of you. Frame it.

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Humor?

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

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Emmitt Smith retires

In a very humble and at the same time, glorious way, Emmitt Smith, the now legendary and future Hall of Famer running back for the Cowboys, retires as a Cowboy!

Very touching moment to hear Emmitt’s words of affection towards what it meant for him to be a Cowboy.

He rushed for a total of 18,355 yards and 164 rushing TD’s, I don’t think anybody will ever match up with him. He played for 15 years in the NFL, 13 of them with Dallas.

Emmitt, one of my favorites, gave me so many pleasures when he played for Dallas, and helped the Cowboys win 3 Superbowls in 4 years.

So long, Emmitt, we’ll miss you!

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Superbowl XXXIX is set!

After 24 years of a very long wait, this city is finally seeing their Football Team make it to the Superbowl.

It has been a very painful road; actually, it took them a long 4 years to get to this point.

The question that is in everybody’s mind now, is if they will be able to pull it off against the current Champions. (Very difficult job)

It’s gonna be tough, but it can be done. On February 6, we’ll see who’s the next World Champions in Jacksonville, FL. and who goes home to wait another year.

McNabb said it clearly, the task is not done yet, and they still have one more step to accomplish in order to bring it home. Let’s go Eagles!

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It’s not fair, but it’s the NFL!

Even breaking one of the NFL’s greatest records with 49 TD’s passes in a single season and surpassing the great Dan Marino wasn’t enough.

Today the Colts lost to their rivals again, and all I hear is that Peyton Manning has never won in that stadium.

I dislike those guys so much, I won’t even mention their name; and, all I can hope at this point is that when this team pays another visit this year to the Pittsburgh Steelers next Sunday, for the right to represent the AFC in SB XXXIX, I certainly hope that the outcome will be different, or else these guys’s dinasty will continue, which is what I don’t want.

Nevertheless, I thought of writing this, so I can remember later what Peyton Manning achieved this season. Unfortunately, just short of a SB ring, which is what the guy cares after all.

Did I overestimate the Colts, or was it that their
opponents today were really better?

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